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The surplus of disastrous dates, the guys who constantly disappear and reappear, the dudes who just want to hook up Thank you. Are you a parking ticket? Are those space pants, because they're really cute!

Rather awkwardly, one of the seduction lines that Chandler chooses to use is, "Well, come here. The hilarious part is that he quickly asks her, then thanks her and then makes his goodbyes in quick succession before trying to make his escape.

So how do pivk lure oines a new BFF? Many fans identified with Chandler and that is still true to this day. Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling. Hold up, girl. I'll give you a call. In this alternate universe episode, Monica and Chandler are not dating but appear to harbor secret feelings for each other. After striking up a conversation with Rachel and listening to her complain about the possibility of not getting into college, Chandler says "Well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship.

In the same episode in which Chandler meets, dates, and dumps Joanna, he also delivers this hilarious pick-up line of sorts. After Plck encourages him to face his fear, Chandler goes to the other extreme and asks Janice to move in with him, who in turn, freaks out about this new stage of commitment.

How to meet new people: 11 platonic pick-up lines for future bffs

No why? It's Gaelic for "thy turkey is done.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. He tries to hide this for a few episodes, but of course, ends up failing spectacularly.

Time really had little effect on Chandler's infamous antics, jokes, and all-around awkwardness, as he is often considered one of the most timeless elements of friends. Of course, this pick-up line is unsuccessful and just le to an awkward moment shortly afterward when Monica introduces him to Rachel. This sets Chandler off on a ram, in which he begins to act ridiculously, and although it's hilarious, this episode really speaks to just how deep-rooted Chandler's relationship issues were.

They say a girls best friend are her legs. but even the best of friends sometimes have to part.

He greets her with the line, "Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my ball" as if that will suddenly make her rip his clothes off. We should do it again! Mine's an orthopedist. Chandler overhears Rachel telling her friends that she needs one last fling with the first man she sees before she settles down with Barry and so Chandler, for some reason, thinks his best bet is to fling his snooker ball her way and swagger over.

He handles being stranded in a blackout with a beautiful woman in a way that only Chandler would, by being awkward and quiet most of the night. Though, this little support group doesn't have one male member. We should do it again sometime! When he turns down Jill Goodacre's offer of gum, Chandler immediately regrets it, and reiterates, saying, "gum would be perfection.

Chandler Bing was no Joey Tribbiani, so let's take a look at some of his most hilariously bad pick-up lines. Sound good? This is crazy. Chandler turns Kathy down, saying, "We swallow our feelings forever, even if it means we're unhappy forever. Hey, what's your ?

Annoyed at discovering this and seeking revenge, Chandler decides to hit on Rachel as he knows Ross cares for her. It's hard to imagine anyone actually using these lines in real life, or at least kp them successfully.

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The play is predictably awful, but Chandler considers himself lucky as he ends up meeting a beautiful woman named Friennd. Though we later find out that she has ulterior motives, Susie begins flirting with Chandler, and his first response is simply, "Do you know me, or are you just really good at this game? Girl, are you sweatpants?

Strangely, this tactic seems to work as Aurora calls him back and agrees to go on a date with him. I don't know, just making small talk.

Are you a college professor? Somebody yp call God, because he is missing an angel Are you a library book? I'm happy to, really. Do you have a map?